| Viagra |
[Jul. 11th, 2006|10:45 pm] |
All drugs have a trade name and generic name. (The trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of
Acetaminophen. Advil is also called Ibuprofen).
The FDA has now given Viagra the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Pffizer Corp. also announced that Viagra will be available in liquid form, marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage
suitable for use as a mixer. A man can literally pour himself a stiff one. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day:
There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by
2040, it is likely that there will be be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and no idea of what to do with them. |
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[Jul. 8th, 2006|07:13 am] |
Frank Sinatra's other talent? From a new biography of 50's movie star Ava Gardner:
"The third husband was Sinatra. By then she was the bigger star, a perpetual cover girl and tabloid sensation, epitome of an emerging jet set (which can equally be taken for a life on the run), her movie career almost incidental to her celebrity, and indistinguishable from her often exaggerated notoriety. Asked by a reporter what she saw in Sinatra - a 119lb has-been - she replied demurely that 19lb of it was cock." |
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| Thoughts For Those Who Take Life Seriously: |
[Jun. 29th, 2006|06:08 pm] |
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
Remember, half the people you know are below average.
Support bacteria. They're the only culture some
people have.
When everything is coming your way, you're in the
wrong lane.
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet
engines
If the world didn't suck, we would
all fall off.
Life is like a jar of jalapenos;
what you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow. |
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